Hey, remember that Rhys Ifans guy? We do, but Sienna Miller surely doesn’t. The split that’s been imminent for weeks finally happened last month, and barely ten minutes later Miller is sneaking around town with oil heir and Brothers And Sisters actor Balthazar Getty. But this isn’t just sneaking around to dodge the paparazzo, the reason for their heightened discretion is that Getty is married with four kids. If anybody’s a champ at sinking incredibly low when it comes to rebound affairs, it’s Sienna!

These two of questionable character met through one of Sienna’s many exes, Matthew Rhys, who also stars on Brothers And Sisters. During a Chateau Marmont rendezvous with a group a friends, Sienna realized she wanted to be with Getty, and promptly dumped Ifans over the phone. A source says, “She wanted to do the right thing before things really happened between her and Balthazar. Since then things have quickly got very intense between them.” Um… isn’t the “right thing” to do is to leave a married-with-kids man alone? Just saying!

The affair that’s been as complex as Operation Desert Storm saw Sienna actually use Matthew Rhys as a cover for her and Balthazar. Many tabloids were fooled for weeks into thinking Sienna was back with Matthew. Pictures snapped recently depicted otherwise, and since word of Getty’s infidelity got out, his fashion designer wife, Rosetta Millington, has fled to Italy with their four kids. Getty himself has yet to chase after her, instead choosing to be cooped up inside or dashing from one secret meeting place to the next with his new mistress. Ugh, this is so clichéd: stupid girl dumps nice, doting boyfriend for some d-bag who’ll probably father another woman’s child while he’s with her.

I for one cannot wait to see this mess fall apart.

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