Running hot on the heels (and perhaps trying to pitchfork it in the arse) of Anya Hindmarch’s insanely craze-filled “I’m Not A Plastic Bag” tote is the “I’m Not A Douche Bag” tote. I laughed out loud when I saw this bag; this is the most amusing thing I’ve seen in a long while.

The “Douche Bag” is crafted almost exactly like its famous best friend, made of heavyweight canvas and roomy enough for everything you lug around. Why go to great lengths to have a bag that everybody and their mother has? Thumb your nose at the ridiculous trend that had women around the world become downright nasty and violent in an effort to own one. The “Douche Bag” will be an absolute standout, and the talk of anyone who sees it. And for $20, it’s a steal considering what the original is going for on eBay. Stick this on your arm and enjoy the knowing smiles, or better yet, make your boyfriend carry this for you, and take pleasure in the chuckles it evokes.

Here’s your chance to have a “Douche Bag” on your arm, and not feel your self-respect plummet! The “I’m Not A Douche Bag” bag is available at cafepress.com.

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Cheryl : A recent university graduate, Cheryl's biggest nemeses are the fashion sheep of the world. She enjoys food, soaking up whatever her native Toronto has to offer, and finding a great quirky handbag. Her only rule of fashion: you want to, so wear it.
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